'Some friends and I went tubing down the river because we just had far too much spare time. Before leaving, I cut the letters out of a strip of duct tape and masked myself off. Two hours of direct sun exposure later, I had Iron Maiden emblazened into my chest.

Right on!'

Clint Blomker
Humboldt, Iowa



Um, nice work Clint. Now get some Solarcaine on that before it all starts to peel...


If you've done something really pointless in the name of Maiden - [email protected]. And remember kids, sunburn isn't big and it isn't clever. Though it can be quite amusing.